Daily Betoota
A podcast by The Betoota Advocate
923 Episodes
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“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR
Published: 18/12/2023 -
Nation’s Drug Dealers To Begin Upselling Customers With Irresistible Bonus Vape Deals
Published: 17/12/2023 -
He's Back!
Published: 14/12/2023 -
Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He's Currently Receiving Are From Couriers Please Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package
Published: 13/12/2023 -
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
Published: 12/12/2023 -
Palaszczuk Resigns As QLD Premier, Plans To Move Into London Sharehouse After Life-Changing Euro Trip
Published: 11/12/2023 -
Taylor Swift Makes A Bold Statement: “Free P.. Free Pale.. Free Pale Ales For Concert Dads!”
Published: 10/12/2023 -
“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True
Published: 07/12/2023 -
"Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets" Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner
Published: 06/12/2023 -
Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas
Published: 05/12/2023 -
Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute
Published: 04/12/2023 -
Local Bloke Helps Wife Prepare House For Guests Coming Over By Cleaning The Shed
Published: 03/12/2023 -
Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg
Published: 30/11/2023 -
Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away
Published: 29/11/2023 -
Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
Published: 28/11/2023 -
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
Published: 27/11/2023 -
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
Published: 26/11/2023 -
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
Published: 23/11/2023 -
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
Published: 22/11/2023 -
Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park
Published: 21/11/2023
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