Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Join me for a sight-unseen examination of The Asylum's heartwarming tale of research scientists in Antarctica falling in and out of love and encountering (I don't want to spoil it for you) certain challenges. I complain about the dialog and lack of active protagonists, and I root for Hitler OR DO I? I compare the film to Futurama and, uh, films and examine the artistic choice of slow-motion. I question the science a time or two, and the choice of lenses used on Dominique Swain. I do not question the lenses used on Jake Busey. Use any lens you want; the man can't be photographed badly.