"MY BOYFRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM"

Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out.

 Scratch & sniff stickers don’t taste nearly as good as they smell. I am a gecko.