“I’VE HAD DIARRHEA FOR 3 MONTHS”

A caller worries how his boyfriend might react to his “major explosive diarrhea” after returning from a work trip. We review his options. Afterwards a caller tells me how she is having trouble breaking up with her boyfriend, another caller is unsatisfied with the reactions they’ve received to their cancer diagnosis, and a couple brings me up to speed on an awkward situation they experienced at the orgy they just attended. Did you know a clam currently holds the record for the oldest living animal? I am a gecko.