"I SNITCHED ON SOMEONE"

A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation. Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti, and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation. Don’t say “Bloody Mary” three times in the dark. Nothing happens. I am a gecko.