"I DRANK SOME GUY'S BLOOD"

A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice. Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job. Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko.