Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rarity vs Applejack)
(let me know who won the the comment below!) AJ won this by a mile!! Lyrics: (rarity) Applejack darling, try to keep up if you can these might be big words for a scruffy farmhand when it comes to high class, you can't pass the test i've seen your sense style, it's the art of a mess better fetch nurse Redheart 'cause this is going to hurt my very elegance an poise will leave you lost in the dirt you're an uncouth runner-up in a rowdy rodeo but i'm the type of pony every pony should know (applejack) Beg pardon Rarity, but you're in for a shock y'all can't compete with me, when your destiny's a rock the most dependable of ponies says you don't have a clue heck, even Sweetie Belle prefers me over you and you're generous? Ha! that's a lie i must confess you made spike gave up a ruby on his birthday on less you're a fussy neatfreak, you're not a real fighter i'll crush and stomp you out, just like homemade apple cider (rarity) of all the thing that could happen, this is the worst possible thing By the time this battle's over, you'll have a new song to sing you're a common farm worker, my beauty is rare you've been a crime against fashion ever since your flank was bare we don't normally wear clothes well as a matter of fact you're the only earth pony who always wears a hat just go buck some apples, you need practice at rhyming i don't mean to complain but i though you wanted whining (applejack) y'all think you're so special in your fancy boutique you have a nervous breakdown just about every week listen here sugarcube you may think you're all that but i got a great family you've just got a mean cat if Pinkie brings smiles, then all you bring are frowns even lousy diamond dogs can't stand to have you around But i may have been harsh, a little too rough you're true love is Prince Blueblood, that's punishment enough