Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Queen Chrysalis vs Discord)
(let me know who won by typing it in the comment below) Discord won! Lyrics: (Chrysalis) This battle will be perfect it, will surely be your fall, I’ve dreamed of certain victories like this since I was small, Think you could harm me clown? I could make you my slave, I’ve got a nice spot for you in the Canterlot caves, I’ve an entire army of changelings on my side, You just have cotton candy and way too much pride, I’m the destroyer of love, you just dance in window panes, I’ll take all of Equestria, hold the chocolate rain. (Discord) Why hello Chryssie! I don’t believe we’ve met before, Either way soon you’ll learn not to challenge Discord You need an army of changelings? I can do it alone It took the Elements of Harmony to turn me into stone, You’re talking big game but your skill is sure is lacking All they need is gushy romance to send you packing I corrupted the mane six, wreaked chaos like no other All you did was go to bed with Twilight Sparkle’s brother (Chrysalis) What an absolutely ridiculous sentiment Creator of Chaos? You’re a block of cement You’re a tourist attraction, meant for field trip displays I may have been defeated once but I can fight another day I overpowered Celestia with one magical blast You mere mix-and-match creature, you’re a thing of the past Yore rhyming riddles won’t work on me, never can Now back to stone with you, back where you began! (Discord) You’re too serious my dear, what’s the fun in making sense? You have holes in your brain too? You seem a bit dense When it comes to superpowers, you got stuck with the dregs I can see through all your guises like I see through your legs You call yourself a queen? Now to that I must object You can’t even find food for your “loyal subjects” All you do is change shape I can change all reality I’ll take away your throne leaving you bowing down to me.