Ep. 507: Give Me More Pitbull

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are backie and we're beggin' for some Pitbull as Usher is announced to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, erryone's got the lame kinda acid, broccoli-topped zoomers invade the Murderfist Reunion, Taylor Swift continues to competently dominate all media on her grand accession to power of a global government she will surely impose, Olivia Rodrigo is apparently terrified of birds!?, for some reason "caviar bumps" are becoming a thing, AND DON'T FORGET THE FINAL (FOR NOW) LIVE SHOWS, a quick reminder of the death machines that birds are, SOMEONE MADE A CHICKEN TRANSLATOR!?, Hallmark announces 42 holiday movies for this year!!!, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: DID THEY SABOTAGE JIMMY FALLON!?!? A List full of DANGEROUS PROPS, DA BLINDZ, them SHOUTZZ AND EVEN MOOOOORE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast