3X17 The Jolly Roger – First Thoughts – Star Wars, Raiders, Lost, POTC and more BBs – 218

Date: April 13, 2014 Episode Title: The Jolly Roger Podcast Number: 218 onceuponatimepodcast.com/218 Congrats to the most Charming Fairy Tale couple ever, Josh and Ginny got married on Saturday, April 12th in Los Angeles http://www.justjared.com/2014/04/12/once-upon-a-times-ginnifer-goodwin-josh-dallas-married/ OUATIW Wrap Up panel http://www.onceuponatimepodcast.com/217 Hook, a knight? He sounded like Darth Vader Magical fires being lit. In the dark, you assume there is at least one person behind each “torch” Smee’s back. Smee is finally more Smee-like Small army acting like a big army. Charade. Smee mentioned the rat changing that Gold did to him. The curse breaking un-ratted him. “You don’t need a ship to be a Pirate” Hook We are getting a peek into the missing year of Hook. “To Captain Hook” the last time we see him toasted was in Neverland. What a gift Smee and his mates gave him, just because. I wonder what he got for his Birthday??? Noble Hook. Let the girl go. “Pay for what?” At least Ariel didn’t stab him in the neck with a dinglehopper. Call Marco. Is there an Ikea in Storybrooke? What else do they sell there with Swedish instructions? Regina is so part of the family now, she just walks in. No knock, no “Is everybody decent?” just walks in. Cool. So, Blood Magic was not fool proof. Regina protects Charming’s baby – in Mary Margaret’s apartment. This is not your Season One Regina. Spells with Baby parts. Ew. Emma has and uses magic, but can’t control it. Yoda told Luke “Yoda: Control, control, you must learn control!” Regina is Emma’s Yoda and Mr. Miyagi. This is a way of life. You have to fully commit to it. No more Baby Tips for Henry. The Charmings are fun!! Right?? Generation Gap. “My Ship” – Hook. Where is it? Smee loves Frozen Yogurt. Smooth Hook. Magic is part of you, Swan. Emma only uses Magic to complete a task, but Regina told her she needed to full commit to a way of life. As much as you wish you could go back to your old life, you can’t. For Emma, its easy to go back, for Hook it’s not. We can be as fun as a Pirate Captain. Ariel’s back in her Ariel bikini, and a big coat probably loaned to her from Leroy. Thanks Leroy. :eye roll: Ariel’s been looking for Eric, but didn’t tell anyone she left. Ariel thinks Hook kidnapped Prince Eric. Dagger with BB on it that somehow Ariel “collected” from Blackbeard or someone else with the initials BB; BB King? Brooke Burke? Bob Barker? Benjamin Bratt? Bridgette Bardot? Bobby Brown? Bilbo Baggins? Bill Bixby? Barbara Billingsley? Bonnie Bedelia? or Blackbeard. Bilge Rats – Hook has ridden Pirates of the Caribbean! No offense, Mr. Smee. “I keep dreaming of cheese” Hopefully Swiss Call to Adventure “Get back the Jolly Roger” Blackbeard is the most cutthroat pirate ever to hoist a sail, next to you. The Jolly Roger is more than a ship. It’s a her. A pirate’s life is forever. Pirate’s code – Any valuable information a pirate captain ascertains shall be compensated in equal favor. When do we leave? The group grows. The secret to winning – Loaded dice, or cheating. Ariel doesn’t remember. Don’t touch anything. I said, don’t touch. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round.