Class of 1984

Pat and Adam are taking a nose dive off the tallest flag pole they can find as they go back to school and watch/review 1982's punk crime thriller, Class of 1984!  Pat shares a hidden talent, while Adam is left reevaluating his fond memories for this film.  What does a guy have to do to get arrested in this movie?  Is Peter Stegman punk or just a sociopath?  Also, is Andrew Norris the dumbest human alive?  We answer all these questions and more!