Episode #123 - The Pompadour

”Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: firstly, I’m in charge, and when I’m not around, Dieter is. All you need to do is sign the checks, tell us we’re doing a good job, and open your case of Scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee - you can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and why are my business. Now if you don’t like either of those two conditions, you’re on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I’ve been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, okay?”