IHGB #286 -- Bachelor Zach Episode 1: Vanilla Buttercream

Hello everyone! It’s been so long since we’ve gathered together to watch a very tall white man journey to find love. I will have you know that this season marks TWENTY YEARS since I’ve been recapping this darling little show, and I couldn’t be more excited about Zach and his ability to separate the wheat from the chaff in the timespan of an Avatar movie. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Zach's roster of fine ladies and answer really important questions, such as: * Does Ariel have legs? * What was Greer covering up with her Band-Aid? * Was Holland drunk before she entered the limo? * And did Madison hide a Xanax in her ample bosom? Join us as we pick through all thirty women, only to have a third of them sent home. Zach isn't messing around, people. He's ready to find love! EPISODE NOTES: Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter