Pets: What the Fawkes?

On Episode 295 we discuss...

→ How did Ron get away with bringing a rat to school, anyway?
→ Are magical pets a reflection of their owners? OMG YES
→ "Errol's going to outlive them all."
→ Crackpot theories about Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris
→ Amphibious metamorphosis and how it compares to Neville
→ How phoenixes are like jellyfish... and hipsters
→ "In the Harry Potter universe, rabbits exist only to die."
→ Snakes, spiders, and creepers, oh my!
→ "I think Voldemort is the best pet owner."
→ Why do Squibs and cats get along so well?
→ Fang is a heckin' good boy - 14/10 would cuddle
→ Pygmy Puffs are THE CUTEST... but, BOGIE EATERS?!?