Chapter 37: Mortal Kombat - Destiny's Child

Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends. But then somebody bends. In fatality. SIKE! You thought we were doing the new Mortal Kombat movie?!? BRO that ain't even out yet. What do you think we are, some super chosen one individuals who have to fight in a mythical tournament in order to save the planet and all mankind? Pfft. That's ludicrous. After all, it is called Mortal Kombat for a reason. We may not know that reason, but neither does Johnny Cage. Or maybe he does? The only one who really does is Raiden, the White Portuguese, but he's to busy saying "sorry" to tell anyone what's up. When it's all said and done, love conquers all. And what the world needs now is love. Especially when a scary skully samuraiy guy is looming over your hidden fortress when you thought you had just saved the world and were gonna be able to take the weekend off. Just let him some love, and maybe he'll change his mind. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino