Chapter 22: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Daddyhood's Dichotomy

DAMN! Your friendly neighborhood teenagers are back at it again stealing all your shit. But why they do this? Well, largely because they don't have a Rat for a daddy, whose daddy was Yoshi, but not the WAHOO Yoshi, the other one. The Rat is the daddy of four little angles, known to the general public of New York as these weird things that come out at night and eat all the pizza, but we know them as the Ninja Turtles. DAAAMN! The friendly neighborhood teenagers stealing all your shit have a wannabe weeaboo for a father (notice I didn't say daddy). The wannaboo (wannabee weeaboo) has spikes for shoulders and enlists fear tactics to control his rowdy teens, which never goes over well. Honestly, they should probably go to therapy. But they don't, instead, they attack an antique shop like the bullies they are. DAAAAAAMN! Who will win? Who will die? All will be revealed next time on TOTAL.....DRAMA......ISLAND!!! Also, Iron Man was right and turts together strong, but perhaps that's a story for another day. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino