Chapter 19: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Shoutout to the Bible

Hello and welcome to our podcast, "On the Rocks with Rocky and Rocky and Bullwinkle." In today's episode, we talk about an intriguing philosophy involving the happiest bunch of A$$holes this side of the Mississippi. So grab your husband's balls and get real cozy as the police invade your house over a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. But that's the thematic subject, which we know you don't care about. You care about the hard-hitting questions. Questions such as What's in Jake's cup? IS Hannah Montanna her real name? Would Monkey of the Birds be a good name for a restaurant? Could Thomas be fooled into thinking the name of the restaurant is Chicken of the Sea, so that he and Jake can continue to be business partners and continue to sell whatever is sold at a restaurant called Monkey of the Birds??? What even is a Shag??????? Questions like that. Remember kids, as the great Metallica once said, "Every time an Angel dies, the Bell gets rung" - For Whom the Bell Tolls, as written by Ernest Hemingway. After all, Christmas is a shit show and we're at the threshold of Hell. Theme by Toad Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino