Chapter 18: How To Train Your Dragon - Are You Eating What I'm Throwing Up?

This is Berk, where Dragons run rampant and Vikings are stuck in their old ways, or at least that's what it said on the brochure.  Hi. We're the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, and this is our podcast, Five Facts about Food that you Forgot you Fornicated. On today's episode we discuss the importance of fiber, electrolytes, and how carrots don't help you see any better. All you really need for a well-balanced diet is grass and pickle juice, just ask our good friend Voic the Stast, who may or may not be in the running for Viking Father of the Year who Totally Neglected his Only Son (its a major award). Another one of our consultants is Gobbler, Dragon trainer extraordinaire. Except, he doesn't train the Dragons. He trains people to kill the Dragons, and that's not very nice is it. That's why, as so eloquently put by the opening sequence of Zack Snyder's Watchmen (#releasethesandlercut), the times they are a changin'. After all, a man is what he is, Joey. You can't break the mold. Unless you're a toothless Dragon who really has teeth and a boy named Hiccup for some reason. The you're gonna break everyone's mold. Freakin jerk. Anyways, you should always remember kids, Dragons are people too. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino