Chapter 17: Friday The 13th - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby

This week the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois have received a message from a very real Shaggy Goose Egg Boi (not one that was shipped) proving once and for all that we have at least one fan. And while that may seem uplifting, it led to what just might be our worst episode yet, but I'm sure we can top it next week. That's what you listen for, right Sam? Our one true fan? Who listens to every episode? Right? RIGHT?!? Anyway, this week the focus is on sin, mustache cops, and the good ole days of playin' strip monopoly in the rain. What's that? You didn't play strip monopoly in the rain? Well, neither has anyone else in the history of the world, but for some reason the kids in this movie do.  Maybe that's the deeper meaning. Maybe the deeper meaning is don't play strip monopoly in the rain or you'll get murdered. Even the kids who didn't play it still got killed, but we all know they were thinking about it. You know what? That IS the deeper meaning. So don't even bother listening to the episode. Don't even bother thinking about history dot com articles, or kids in the deep south doin the dirty with their naughty bits and smokin the devil's lettuce, or whether or not pretending to drown to get a kiss is cool, or if superstitions are real, or if Crazy Ralph is really Arnold Schwarzenegger is really Jason's dad is really a time-travelling future Jason. Don't even THINK ABOUT IT... Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino