Noel (2004)

Merry Christmas! This year, we were blessed with the gift of the absolutely bonkers holiday movie Noel, starring Paul Walker. (Shoutout to Cara Gael O'Regan who told us about it and then absolutely refused to re-watch it.) In this episode, we open a literal (!) mailbag and talk about Johnny Tran's spoken menace at Race Wars. Then, we head back to 2004, a time where (apparently) we were all trying to figure out the sexual preferences of everyone we met, while also trying to sleep with ghosts and/or reincarnated spirits. We talk about Paul Walker's New York accent, Susan Sarandon's action-packed Christmas Eve, and whether or not Noel has any life lessons to impart. (Movie conversation begins around 20:30.) Email us: [email protected] Visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your support at the 2 Fast 2 Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Ben Milliman, Jake Freer, Alex Elonen, Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High School Slumber Party), Hayley Gerbes, Christian Larson, and Justin Kleinman for joining at the “Interpol’s Most Wanted” level or above!  Intro music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude and outro music by Wes Hampton.